Joan and Melissa Rivers
Best trick for looking young: J: “A bag over my head.” M: “Water and sleep.”
Dressing up pets is …J: “Very important. [My dogs] have shearling coats and, for rain, a nice Burberry knockoff.” M: “A don’t. What if they don’t like your style?”
I unwind by …J: “Watching ‘Law & Or- der’ in bed.” M: “Surfing with my son.”
Guilty pleasure: J: Milk Duds and frozen Cool Whip. “It’s like a poor man’s ice cream.” M: Massages at home.
I would have loved to have met …J: Marie Antoinette. “To have taste and money? That’s a gift from God.” M: Winston Churchill. “He was a survivor and never lost his cool.”
Most overrated pop star: J: “Justin Bieber, but I don’t mean to knock her.”
M: Bieber. “It’s taken on proportions of insanity.”